Hillary Clinton Hospitalized After Breaking Glass Ceiling

Politics | Adam Goldberg | June 7, 2016

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Hillary Clinton Hospitalized After Breaking Glass Ceiling

Hillary Clinton was rushed to the San Jose medical center Tuesday afternoon after shattering the glass ceiling. In winning the New Jersey primary, Clinton became the first woman to head a major party’s presidential ticket.

While Democrats celebrated, Republican responses were mixed.

Speaker Paul Ryan claims a glass ceiling does not exist, and Clinton must be lying about breaking it. Ryan noted, “If a glass ceiling does exist, it would be shattered by Clinton’s shrill voice.”

The San Jose hospital actually struggled to find a room for Clinton, since the hospital’s entire left wing was full of people who suffered injuries protesting Trump rallies.